Argh.

What can i say today?

THE LIL' FUCKED FACE DOG SPIKED HIS HAIR !!!!!!!!

Jesus. Somebody kill that thing.

It's really disgusting. It's like a perfect combo set-up to irritate someone's arse off.

Just imagine. A baboon's red pointy ass belonging to a bull busy generating a "Ben & Jerry Choco Delight". Yeah. That's just how perfect that combo is - Fucked face, combo-ed with a earpiece-sized mole in the ear. ( A relief teacher [i forgot his name] once told the dog to remove his earpiece, thinking that large mole of his was somewhat playing music. Upon closer inspection, the teacher suppressed his laughter, which failed, concluding in the group surrounding him mocking him as well. )

Satan today went up to the Dog, and showed him the "How-To-Distinguish-A-Dog-From-A-Human" draft.

Satan : "Hey Y--- K---. Want join or not?"

Dog : "Don't be lame la"

Satan : "It's okay. You can have it."

Dog : "Just throw it away"

Satan : "Go ahead. I've got plenty of copies. Look for me when you want another."

Satan at this point dump the sheet into Dog's yellow-pee-like bag.

Dog thinks he has so many friends, and is so handsome.

He thinks he has a best friend.

He speaks to girls and look at them as though he's some world-class casanova.

How do i know all of these? Of course i don't randomly spout rubbish to defame him somewhat.

His tone, appearance, as well as his impossible-to-not-notice mole, were not only judged by me.

His "FRIEND", feedback-ed quite alot of stuff to me.

Regarding the part whereby he regards J------ as his best friend, and he ASSUMES, J------ treats him as his best friend too. If that was true, why did J------ not invite the Dog to his house, when almost the entire 3e5'08 was invited? Dog. If you're reading this, i strongly suggest you get a life, go for a plastic surgery of some kind, before resurfacing in the earth. Your existence alone is pretty much irksome.

Thus, i conclude today's post.

-Valafar